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one more doctor joke best?

One afternoon a very preoccupied looking young woman got on my bus. About 15 minutes into the ride, she blurted out, "Oh, my gosh, I think I'm on the wrong bus line." I dropped her at the next stop and gave her directions to the right bus. "I don't know where my mind is today. I must have left it at work," she apologized. Just before she got off, I noticed she was wearing an ID card from an area hospital. "Are you a nurse?" I asked. "Oh, no," she said. "I'm a brain surgeon." ------ In his attempt to put a new patient at ease during a checkup, my friend, a gynecologist, struck up a casual conversation. After noticing the label on her sandals read "Hecho en Mexico," he asked, "So, when were you in Mexico?" Flummoxed, the patient asked, "You can tell all that from a pelvic exam?" ........

Public Comments

1. cute, have a star.
2. haha. i get it! i mean not in that sort of creepy stupid kinda way =]
3. the first ones cute but the second or i dont get or its not funny
4. The difference between a Geneologist & a Gynocologist ??? One lQQks up the family tree, the other lQQks up the family bush. This blonde gets in to see the Dr. She says to the Dr: "Dr, Dr ya have to help me !!! I HURT ALL OVER" !!! Using her index finger she pushes on her shin, "I hurts when I press here". Moving her finger to her shoulder she pressses and says "When I push here it hurts like crazy". Moving her finger to the center of her chest she says "And it really hurts when I push here." The Dr says " NURSE get methe tape, she's borken her finger." HAGO
5. i dont get it?
6. excellent congrats