USA Bus Lines

Would you prefer to suck gum to clean up bus stops and encourage queuing?

A specially commissioned examination from an independent analytical chemist has shown that the chewing element in chewing gum is the very same element that attaches itself so forcefully onto the pavements of our towns and cities. We intend to draw the report to the attention of Wrigley's with the recommendation that they remove the chewing element from their products which include Juicy Fruit and Orbit to obviate the problem of spotty bus stops which in CROQ's view discourages the formation of concatenate passengers. The 'Wrigley Way' i.e. trust, dignity, and respect will no doubt temper their reply.

Public Comments

  1. there are alot of things i like to suck--gum is not one of them.
  2. There is nothing wrong with the gum. The problem is that many people act like pigs and spit it out wherever they want. Maybe they should make gum-chewers take an intelligence and etiquette test before purchase.
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