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What would you do if you were the Jonas Bros Tour Bus Driver?

A.take them safely to their destination B.crash the tour bus off a cliff killing everyone including you . sacrificing yourself to end the misery of the jonas bros and you would be remebered a hero. C.take a few beers and then drive D.just drive and hang out with them and talking about how much you like them E. make up your own answer

Public Comments

1. E. Kill myself.
2. E. Drive a red hot screwdriver through my eardrums.
3. E. rape them, then B.
4. B and C
5. take naked pictures of them and sell them for millions
6. B
7. E. I would leave the bus. or C.
8. E. Make sure they don't sing on that bus. Or else they're going over a bridge. :)
9. instead of a clift i would just drive into a lake thta way i could escape and they would be in the back an couldnt escape
10. kill them slowly and then after i've had my fun go to Mexico lol
11. It be cool, till I heard them sing If I heard them sing period I would: 1) Pull Over 2) Grab some sort of fire arm 3) Back up some hundred feet 4) Rapid fire baby Dance Jonas dance!!
12. um...A...i'd just do my job...i don't wanna kill 'em...that's so mean even if i don't like 'em
13. **smiling and singing** The wheels on the bus go round and round..
14. Ask for Hilary Duff's phone number then drug them and shave their head bald.
15. I would Seduce/ RAPE (or be raped by) those sexy beasts everyday.......the things I'd do to them....haha. (and Frankie, the younger one would FILM IT......ha)
16. E. Quit my job, go to college, and get a career that would actually be beneficial. (Really...they're filthy rich. They can hire another driver xD)
17. E. Do my job and get paid a lot for just driving a bus around. Seriously, I don't like the Jonas Brothers neither, but being a hater is way worse then actually liking them.
18. Take them to a strip club and pay the strippers good money to fuck them, take pictures, and prove to the world that their purity rings are a sham. Then B.
19. E. Maybe make out with Joe Jonas. Then i'd kill them all.
20. E:Drive it off the cliff....sans me...
21. I just saw the subject to this Question and I immediately thought "Kill Myself".
22. B or E: I would do the same as B, but jump out of the bus and save myself! xD
23. OH i can just imagine the power ... BWAHAHA. :D
24. Bail before the bus set in flames plummets of a very high cliff landing with a KA-SPLAT and SMASH and ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!
25. Most likely B...seriously.
26. E. Kill all three of them then kill myself.
27. e quit
28. I would do A, and D.
29. i would do B/E bcuz i would jump off the bus b4 if flies off the cliff.
30. B.crash the tour bus off a cliff killing everyone including you . sacrificing yourself to end the misery of the jonas bros and you would be remebered a hero. I'd do that over and over and over again if I could.
31. I would look for a cliff to drive off of.
32. oh bless you for giving me such great powers *gives evil smile* ehh i'd probably drive them to the wrong destination (aka middle of nowhere) drop off a couple of protein bars and ditch the suckers ;)