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ever knit a sweater out of bus schedules and then offer it to the busdriver but he just steals your ears?

Public Comments

1. Only once
2. This one time at band camp, I made a dress out of old seat belts and feathers that kept falling out of people's tassels....yeah.
3. HAPPENS every day to me. SILLY bus driver.
4. Those ungrateful bus drivers. We should start a class action lawsuit and get our ears back.
5. Yes in 1981 I did. Never forget it
6. omg that happens to me all the time!!
7. I can't hear you but if I read your hips correctly, you want to get busy with some buzzed celestials. You kids today make absolutely no sense.
8. Well I made him a sweater but us chickens don't have ears.
9. I have learned my lesson...I keep a good supply of Pee-Wee Herman ears on hand...
10. Never did.
11. No, but I did make my bus driver some sweet sansabelt slacks out of corn kernals. He farted and had butt-erd popcorn.
12. You messed up his bus schedules!! I don’t blame him for stealing your ears!!
13. A sweater knitted from bus schedules would be a timely gift. Our bus driver just stole our lunch money. I grew up in a tough neighborhood. I got even with him, though. I cut the brake line just before I got on the bus.
14. No, but I made a dress using pudding skin and when I got to the prom my escort pinned a radish to it. The processional was something else, butterscotch was definitely not the color for that year.
15. Okay, you got me with this one. I am utterly flummoxed.