USA Bus Lines

Do you like this joke?

Blond calls the transit company and says "I would like to get schedules for three of your bus routes, please." Operator replies, "Yes, Ma'am, what are the routes?" Blond replies, "Well first I would like the 'Number 47 Main Street', and second I would like the 'Number 125 City Circle Loop." Operator then says "What about the third route Ma'am?" Blond pauses and says "Well I couldn't see a number on the bus I saw." Operator says "Well did it say the name of the route?" Blond perks up and replies "It sure did, right on the front sign it said 'Out Of Service'!"

Public Comments

1. Brilliant!!! LOL
2. lol o wow♥
3. LMAO!! GREAT JOKE
4. Not too bad! That was kinda funny!
5. LMFAO that was great
6. funny but not so.. ^^ 2/5 rating
7. LOL LOL but why blonde
8. i agree with jose. y blond? i'm blond. **scowls at the mean brunette then tosses head back laughing at how much of a blond i am.**
9. Cute
10. LOL....that is mad funny......
11. lol
12. innocence
13. haha
14. my answer it's funny and cool to read..