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tour bus bunks beds for sale? can anyone direct me to a sight that sells tour bus bunks? i think those kind of bunks are pretty cool.

where can i find a 15 passenger coach bus for sale in the usa? i want to get a small 15 passenger coach bus for my tour buisness but i dont know where to look.

Tour bus informationnnn? ok so there is this purple tour bus type thing for sale near me and i wanted to know if you have to have any special liscense for it. and i plan on traveling in it and living there. thanks

How do I get tour buses to stop at my place of business? I work at a local dinner theatre and would like to increase sales by having tour buses stop for a dinner and a show. I tried looking online but all the sites I found just talked about advertising on the side of a bus. Does anybody have any ideas or sites I could go to? BTW Were in california's central valley. There are lots of casinos around and would like to get them to maybe stop here on their way through.

Did Sarah Palin really use Lear jets on her "bus tour" for her "book" sale extravaganza? Who donated the jet? What did they get in turn?

What type of tour bus do the Jonas Brothers travel in? Is the Jonas Brother tour bus a special order bus or is it possible to find the same one as they have for sale online. If possible, please give the make and/or model type! Thank you. http://www.uscoachways.com/images/mind/jonas-brothers-feature.jpg

Warped Tour Pre sale tickets help? I bought Warped Tour Presale Tickets and I have read that they also make you buy a bracelet to get in early even though you already have pre sale tickets? one person said all you have to do is bring a can of food and you get in early? then I heard there is a seperate line for it? can someone explain that too me? Thanks! Oh! and someone once wrote that there was a band that didnt do a signing and she has to use the bracelet to go to the buses for the signing? so can someone please help me out here?

Elvis presleys Tour Bus? Does anyone know what happened to Elvis's tour bus after it was on show at Gracelands automobile museum in 1991? I believe it was for sale in 2001 but after that I have not a clue......

Can anybody please help find a market for these goods? For Immediate Sale 1. Open topped tour bus (ideal for hubristic Victory Parade or similar) 2. Four hour booking of Trafalgar Square /9booked months ago, now not required) 3. 2 tonnes of confetti (used once only) 4. 10,000 copies of CD recording of 'Jerusalem' sung by English cricket team (need to offload ASAP - make good coasters) 5. Autobiography book deal 'How Good Am I?' with top London publisher (no longer required) 6. 40,000 miniature Union Jack flags (pre-ordered, now no takers) 7. Box full of MBEs, OBEs and other miscellaneous gongs (Can't find anyone to put them on) 8. Trophy cabinet (empty, used for only 14 months & won't be needed again) 9. Smug, sel-satisfied smirk (recently wiped off) 10. Weekend for 2 at the exclusive 'Marcus Trescothick Private Retreat & Health Spa' (absolute seclusion guaranteed) Everything must go! All serious offers considered Enquiries to; Mr F Flintoff England & Wales Cricket Board Lords London NW6 8QZ

Tours of homes for sale in Las Vegas? I understand that real estate firms offer tours of homes for sale in the Vegas area. They ride in buses that give buyers tours of these homes. Anyone here know of these tours and where to join one?

I am doing a non profit charity music tour what tax and business forms do I need? Here is what I am planning. I am in a band, I was able to convince another band to sign on with my idea. We are going to tour the east coast. We are not going to make any money from this. We want to raise money for local homeless shelters and food banks. We have contacted some readio stationa and they say they are on board to help us promote the event in their area. We are trying to book small arenas and whatever money that they raise on ticket sales will be donated to the local homeless shelter, if you bring two nonperishable food donations you get the tickets at a reduced price. We are trying to get corporate sponsors as well as private ones. We will have some expenses that we would like to use some of the money raised to pay for(hotels, tour buses, ets) WHne the tour is done whatever money is left from the sponsors we are going to dontate as well. What sort of forms do I need to file with the governement to get this thing startes. I know that I need a tax id to open a bank account but what else. I Have srticles of incorporation & 501c3 . Do I need to file those. Please any advice would help. Thank You

how do i set up a good music tour? Basically i have an incredible budget for a tour for myself of about 50,000 dollars but i don't have a manager or nothing and i wanna set it up what company can i call i've tried calling independent record labels an i have asked could they set one up for me if i paid them they said only for there clients "artist's" and im not trying 2 submit any demo's because it's a waste of my time waiting on that response and im not trying too sign with anyone at the moment my question really is what company do i call that can book the venue's for me also what company can i call who can find me a tour bus and a tour bus driver and what company do i call who can set my radio advertisements up too about 50 stations so i wont have too do it and what company do i call who can set my ticket's up for sale and what company do i call who can manage me i will need some sort of team too be with me on bus also what company do i call too set all my hotels up and food and what dj's around the usa is willing too dj my music and stuff and go on tour with me too dj my music at every concert

How many passengers took the sunset tour? How many passengers took the earliest tour? A sightseeing bus service runs between Saint Oblivion and Over-there Falls. The bus makes 4 round trips per day. A ticket in the early trip costs $15; tickets for the mid-morning and early afternoon trips, cost $20 each. The sunset tour tickets go for $25. On this day the bus toured 220 passengers, collecting $ 4,675.00 in ticket sales. We also know that the afternoon tours carried 80 more people than the morning tours, and the mid-afternoon tour made five times as much money as the earliest tour of the day.

What did you ask the tour guide when you were on vacation? got it all here. lol? Tourist Questions These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country. Grand Canyon National Park - Was this man-made? - Do you light it up at night? - Is the mule train air conditioned? - So where are the faces of the presidents? Everglades National Park - Are the alligators real? - Are the baby alligators for sale? - Where are all the rides? - What time does the two o'clock bus leave? Denali National Park (Alaska) - What time do you feed the bears? - Can you show me where the yeti lives? - How often do you mow the tundra? - How much does Mount McKinley weigh? Mesa Verde National Park - Did people build this, or did Indians? - Why did they build the ruins so close to the road? - Do you know of any undiscovered ruins? - Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado? Carlsbad Caverns National Park - How much of the cave is underground? - So what's in the unexplored part of the cave? - Does it ever rain in here? - How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up? - So what is this -- just a hole in the ground? Yosemite National Park - Where are the cages for the animals? - What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls? Yellowstone National Park - Does Old Faithful erupt at night? - How do you turn it on? - When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep? - We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?

how do i advertise my hotel business to travelers coming to my city? besides the internet.? I want to set contracts with tour buses and traveling vans? can any one help me please. my hotel is one of the best in a small town called Bakersfield. located in California. is hard to have travelers, stay because theirs no sight seeing. but is a pass way to local casinos and passing on your way to Las Vegas. can any one help me i want to make business.with travel agency's. please help me.I'm starting to do sales for my hotel.and i don't know were to start. please help me.

what are the terms for conducted buses by deluxe buses? i have to do holiday homework for English and the question is You are Meena,Sales manager,Akbar tours and travels.send a reply to the Cultural secretary ,Hanraj Public School informing him about the terms for conducted tours by deluxe buses.

Is it hard to drive RV's and buses? They're so big!? Has anyone drove one before? How hard is it? I'm talking about like a school bus or like a big tour bus. I was looking at RV's for sale on Ebay and OMG they are so huge! it seems like they would be extremely hard to manever through traffic and turns!

does anyone know where i can buy the german football training jersey with the Mercedes logo on it? ive looked everywhere, on every site but i cant find one for sale. this is what it looks like http://www.emercedesbenz.com/Images/May06/29_Mercedes_Provides_New_Touring_Bus/29_Mercedes_Provides_German_National_Football_Team_With_New_Travego_Bus_2.jpg or http://www.emercedesbenz.com/autos/mercedes-benz/corporate-news/nico-rosberg-visits-german-national-football-team/

{{MJ Fans PLZ}} MICHAEL'S AUCTION WAS CALLED OFF? Bosses of a Los Angeles auction house have reportedly been forced to call off their upcoming MICHAEL JACKSON estate sale just hours after opening viewing to the public. Julien's Auctions staff spent three months clearing out over 1,000 items from Jackson's former Neverland Estate home in California and CEO Darren Julien had planned to sell everything later this month (Apr09). But, less than a day after his viewing gallery was opened to the public, Julien has called off the sale. An attorney for the auction house refused to comment on the decision, other than to state "everyone is happy". A Rolls Royce limousine, the gates of the Neverland Ranch, bumper cars, a tour bus and iconic Jackson stage gear, including his famous diamond-studded glove, were among the highlights of the proposed auction. On Tuesday (14Apr09), the auctioneers told the Los Angeles Times newspaper they were desperately trying to resolve a feud with the King of Pop as viewing of the memorabilia haul began. Jackson's lawyers claimed certain items, including a carousel horse with an inscription from Elizabeth Taylor, are irreplaceable and that the singer had not signed the auction contract. A judge has already dismissed the attempt to have the contract ruled invalid, but Jackson is seeking a preliminary injunction to delay the sale. His arguments were to be heard in court in Los Angeles on Wednesday (15Apr09). But auction house executive director Martin Nolan insisted the sale would go ahead as planned. He told the Times, "Our attorneys are working with their attorneys to resolve this and we are focusing on completing the job we were hired to do per our contract." Nolan now states, "Both parties agreed not to move forward with the auction on April 22. The collection will be returned to Michael Jackson and MJJ productions." I'm happy about the auction stopping, are you? * PLEASE do not leave any hurtful negative answers. I respect people's opinions, but if you're just gonna leave negativity, don't bother answering *

Fall Out Boy or any artist meet and greet? So meet and greet tickets go on sale this saturday. Me and a friend where thinking about buying them even though they are 150 bucks. But Im dying to meet them. So what I'm wondering is, how do most meet and greets usually go? Do you just go in say hi, how are you, get a picture and an autograph and be on your way or do you actually hang out with them for a little. I'm spending a lot of money on these tickets and i want them to be worth it! Has anyone been to a recent FOB concert and know if they hang out a little bit after the concert so fans can autographs and pictures and what not. also, this concert is already going to be outside so who knows where their tour bus is going to be. Last time i went to a concert that was outside, there was no way of getting to the tour buses because they were blocked off, but that was in nashville, and this concert is going to be in Columbus, OH. They are also selling early admission tickets to this concert but you dont get to meet them. does this mean that i wont be able to stay in there after the meet and greet. i dont want to meet them and then get a crappy place in the crowd and have to watch the rest of the show from there because everyone else is already in there since the whole concert is all general admission standing room. here is the info for that... $150 - Meet and Greet VIP Packages Include: -One premium Ticket or General Admission Ticket (location to be given at the time of purchase) -VIP Meet-and-Greet with Fall Out Boy -Limited Edition Lithograph signed by Fall Out Boy -VIP Commemorative Laminate (this laminate grants access to the Meet-and-Greet prior to the concert) $125 - Early Entry VIP Packages Include: -One Premium Ticket or General Admission Ticket (locations to be given at the time of purchase) -Early Entry Into the Venue -Limited Edition Lithograph signed by Fall Out Boy. -VIP Commemorative Laminate (this laminate grants access to the package purchaser early entry into the venue)

Type of flower on the road to hana, maui? Hi. I took a trip to maui about 3 years ago and took the road to hana trip on a tour bus. Along the way we stopped and a house that had a bunch of lil gifts for sale. Well the people from that house gave the women in our group a flower that didn't smell until you sqeezed it and said we could order these for delivery... sound familiar to any1?? Does anyone happen to have the info for that place?? Hi Gary, yea I remember its a red flower, can't say for sure how many pedals or any other description for that matter. Stems were about a foot n a half long I think. They gave one to every woman that was on the tour bus. I was trying to get their info to order some from them. I remember they were really cool people. Then again nearly everyone I met while I was there were really cool with us

wtff did thiss kindaa thing everr happen to you thatss scaryy? so i had this dream last night and.... okay so i look out my window and i see the tokio hotel tour bus right in front of my house and im like what are they doing here, they dont own like any mansions or houses here(p.s. my neighborhood is on the wealthy side soo) so i come out side and the singer bill kaulitz goes up to me and said "are you the owner of this house" and i was like "yeahh why? and then he said "we want to buy it" and thenn i saidd "well um its kinda not for sale...." and the he said "ohh maybe when it is wee will come back" and then he slipped me a piece of paper with his number and then he said"call me if anything" "okay bye" and then he said "oh wait do you mind if we park our bus outside you house for the night" and i said okay when i woke upp....... my mom comes in my room sayingg someone wants to buy the house they are coming after tommmorow so i just had this dream tonight soo like what can be wrong with me or what does this mean wtff this cant be possible like i had many dreams where they told me where stuff was that i lost and then when i woke up it was always rite beside me when i wake up i think i might sleep walk or something to get it? but once i left my phone at my friends house in staten island and i live in longisland and i reallly wanted it back and in the morning it was on my bed so please help me

Jonas Brothers Meet and Greet? I'm going to the Jonas Brothers' concert on Feb 2 at 4:00 PM at the Gibson Amphitheatre and I was wondering what the deal is with meet and greets. Do they sign for people who wait outside their tour bus on the way in, do they have them after? Do you just show up or do they have pre-sale tickets? Please give me actual answers, not what you might think or your opinion of them, because I've already researched and haven't found anything legit. thanks to all of you but if they are having private meet and greets, is there any other way to get passes because i don't think radio disney is having a contest since it would have the be the contest of the month or whatever. i think i'll wait after no matter what, but more information would be great. thanks.

need some help with a word problem? A sightseeing bus service runs between Saint Oblivion and Over-there Falls. The bus makes 4 round trips per day. A ticket in the early trip costs $15; tickets for the mid-morning and early afternoon trips, cost $20 each. The sunset tour tickets go for $25. On this day the bus toured 220 passengers, collecting $ 4,675.00 in ticket sales. We also know that the afternoon tours carried 80 more people than the morning tours, and the early-afternoon tour made five times as much money as the earliest tour of the day. How many passengers took the sunset tour? How many passengers took the earliest tour?

Have any other servers experienced this? I work in a truck stop along an interstate. Last week, a bus full oif seniors on a tour came in and sat in every avaliable seat. They all wanted a cup of coffee, and they only had twenty minutes. So two servers got a whole busload of people a cup of coffee within their timeframe, and of course each wanted a separate bill. The tour hostess even demanded free coffee. Then they all got up and left. The supper crowd was coming in, the dining room needed to be reset, and not one nickle was left as a tip. Not one. (For those of who whom are not waiters.... the federal minimum wage for servers is just over two bucks and hour. We have to declare our tips as income, and our sales are tracked for that purpose. If you don't leave someone a server a tip, you have actually cost them money because they will have to pay tax on a tip you did not leave.) I understand the concept of a fixed income.... but is it common for busloads of tourists to leave no tip? When it comes to seniors and "high chairs" (the folks who let their kids make a HUGE mess and leave a dollar) I always figure that it all evens out. My pet peeve is the bus tours that require a lot of work and take up the whole dinign room. I happen to be a flag-wavin' proud Canadian,so it really emabrasses me when these people come in. I heard a joke once... Q:What's the difference between a Canuck and a canoe? A:The canoe might tip!

What kind of jobs can my friend get that are related to his transportation and customer service experiences? He has experience in tour bus driving, operation, dispatching, and customer service. He has also worked for college recruiting and as a music instructor. He is interested in working in a fast paced environment, in a sales or marketing related positions. However, his sales and marketing experiences are limited. Personality-wise he is a high energy person who loves to work with customers and doesn't mind traveling locally to serve them. He is open to all types of industries. I am thinking a job that's related to distribution (companies that distribute products to customers) would be a good way to start, but any ideas from you guys would be great. Thanks!

Are the people who mocked Obama only on his book sales as an elitist mocking Palin too? I remember reading lots of far righties saying that he was an elitist because he became a millionaire from his audacity of hope. Given only that one requirement, isn't Palin the same now? Since she sold 6-7 times more, she uses a private jet during her bus tour? What does she have to do now that she quit her post, and has Todd at home 24/7 to take care of the kid since he quit his job. http://www.blogcatalog.com/politics/discuss/entry/obama-vs-mccain-whos-more-elitist read the first comment, shows cons blasting Obama because of his book sales in comparison to McCain's income. So now Palin must be disqualified. So does this one http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ken-allen/the-unbearable-lightness_b_119384.html http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/sarah-palin-bus-tour-features-travel-private-plane/story?id=9211087 Seriously it's the SAME EXACT CHARGE! Of course how he is an elitist other than what all presidents are is beyond me considering the hypocracy of charges on him. He's a muslim, but his preacher is Rev. Wright (though bad was still a christian for 20 years, just another reason I hate religion too)/ He's an elitist because of book sales, but Palin is a true American for hers....You all hate Obama for his spending but were totally silent about Bush until he was almost out of office... If you look it up, you really can't find anything Bad said about Bush before 2008, very few 2007. You guys really aren't answering the question at all, and apparently didn't look at the links. I'm asking, based on books sales, are the people who called Obama elitist last year just because of his book sales doing the same with Palin? The responses to this are so hypocritical it's sick. You guys say it's because she isn't lying that she sold so many, she sold so many because she has been a celebrity for more than a year now, not because of the content. People who hate her bought the book so that way they are informed when they debate her, not because she changed their minds. You guys say it's because of racism, but his treatment is to racist as Palins is to sexist. How is saying Todd is home with the kids a sexist remark, I just stated a fact, plain and simple.

Ideas for my Deca case study?(:? "You are to assume the roles of sales manager at Park theatre live theatrevenue located on broadway in new york city. the directpor of sales has asked you to develop marketing sstrategies for selling theater tickets to tourists before they arrive in New York ciity and tourists already in the city. . Park theatre has had great success but their last show did not fare well due to poor promotion. The next show featured at PARK THEATER will be Hero Legends. The production focuses on popular comc book super heroes fromm the last 60 years. The director of sales wants your team to develop strategies for seeling to tourists before they have arrived in New York as well as people already there. Any ideas or suggestions would be great. We have a few different ideas like using smart tags, arranging bus tours, Advertising in airline magazines, bringing a celebrity into the show, having a costume night/contest, setting up a booth at comicon, and advertising in local theaters as well as other theatres and you can buy tickets then. All group and pre-sale tickets are discounted. ANy suggestions? please and thank you :D

Am I legally obligated to pay a cancelation fee if I never signed the contract agreeing to a cancellation fee? Here's my situation: I was planning on throwing a surprise bday/wine tour/party bus celebration for my girlfriends bday which is 5 days away. The sales rep. emailed me 3 weeks ago the contract and I was supposed to sign it and return it via email or fax. I completely forgot to send it back. Today, 5 days before the event was supposed to take place, the rep. called me again and resent me the contract via email and also took down my CC information. I'm thinking of canceling the event. So am I legally obligated to pay a cancellation fee that the contract states for canceling within 7 days of the event? I know this is bad business ethics to pull out at the last minute but maybe this company should have practiced better event planning protocol right? Fine is $250 FYI. Well the CC info is to check if there are funds in my account, not for payment. Payment is due cash only or cashiers check after the event ;) Thanks for the great advice though ;)

How much money should I have for 11 days in france and spain? I'll be heading to europe in a couple of weeks with my school and the trip is eleven days. We'll be in france and spain Almost everything is included in the trip, the only thing I have to pay for is lunch and spending money Things to consider: -I'm not a big eater and tend to snack so chances are I would eat a small lunch - I plan on getting my mom and dad a gift - plan on getting about 5 small gifts for friends - nice gift for my best friends - some stuff for myself even though I'm not sure what Even though I already said this, money for museums, tours, bus/metro is all covered. I just have to have money for spending and lunch (: What is the sales tax in france and spain? For 11 days in spain and france, what would be a reasonable amount of euros to have for lunch and spending money? Thank You!

Approximately how much money (euros) should I take on my trip? I'll be heading to europe in a couple of weeks with my school and the trip is eleven days. We'll be in france and spain Almost everything is included in the trip, the only thing I have to pay for is lunch and spending money Things to consider: -I'm not a big eater and tend to snack so chances are I would eat a small lunch - I plan on getting my mom and dad a gift - plan on getting about 5 small gifts for friends - nice gift for my best friends - some stuff for myself even though I'm not sure what Even though I already said this, money for museums, tours, bus/metro is all covered. I just have to have money for spending and lunch (: What is the sales tax in france and spain? For 11 days in spain and france, what would be a reasonable amount of euros to have for lunch and spending money? Thank You!

Argentina vs Brazil game - is anyone going? Hello, Im looking for tickets for Argentina vs Brazil game in Rosario on 5th September. I know the tickets are on sale now, has anyone bought them? I want to get a tour including transport so that I dont have to face the hassle of booking a bus closer to the time! Let me know please!

American Thanksgiving sales.. ? While I was in New York as a tourist on one of those sight-seeing buses, I remember the tour guide telling us about how Macy's opens 6 am on Thanksgiving to start the whole Christmas Sale thing, is this just in New York, or in the U.S in general. I live in Canada, but I'm planning to go to the states after Nov. 27th (thanksgiving for americans) will there big some big sales? (:

Is my wife cheating on me with a War Hero? My wife finally wound up with the research grant that she'd been lobbying for. She's a Ph. D candidate at our local university, and primarily concentrates on European geology. Obviously, as an American, her only exposure to European rocks and so forth has been through literature. But now she is over in Europe. Malta, in particular. And accompanying her is a colleague who is driving me into questioning why she hasn't returned. The original research plans dictated that she study over in Malta for a month and then come back. She's been over there two months. And I haven't heard a peep out of her. But, honestly, our marriage is shaky right now, and has been for years, so I'm not shocked by her not phoning me. I still love her--don't misunderstand me--but the passion has waned. I'm in a wheel chair from alcoholism and obesity, yet she is youthful and healthy. I am on disability, whereas she's active in a professional, healthy environment on campus. I attend pro-communism rallies during the day, while she engages her undergraduate students and conducts research. So, there is a great disconnect in our relationship. Our marriage started dissolving back when the abuse started. I would come home from McDonald's, which is where I worked before my legs were amputated from diabetes complications, and just slap her around (usually more than she deserved), and she'd scream and fight back. It became perpetual while I was healthy, but I can't do it anymore now that I'm handicapped. So that's really where our marriage stands right now. But what makes me suspicious is that the colleague of hers who went with her is this 6' 4'' retired Navy SEAL. He served in the Iraqi War in 2003 and won a purple heart (flesh wound) and a Silver Star for battlefield bravery. This was all in the early stages of the war, and he was honorably discharged with all those medals after one tour (the sissy only served one tour). He enrolled in our local college and is now in the Ph. D. program with my wife. And what I read in the local newspaper a month is making me suspicious. This was the headline: LOCAL WAR HERO INHERITS FORTUNE FROM DECEASED UNCLE. He inherited fifteen million dollars from an uncle who wanted to express his gratitude for his nephew's battlefield heroics. My wife and I don't have any children. She has an inverted uterus. So it's not like she has anything beyond me to come home to. She's forty years old, and the SEAL (her colleague) is only twenty-eight. So I doubt there's any chance of them being romantically involved. I will admit that he looks like a Greek God (I rode the city bus to campus one day and met him one time), but he is just too young and immature to be with my wife. She belongs with a mature, productive man like myself, in my opinion. Not some silly, inexperienced kid. But the SEAL put his house up for sale the other day. No one in the community knows why; nor has anyone, including myself and the college, been able to contact my wife and her colleague. So where do you think my wife is? And how can I get her back ASAP? I love that woman with all my heart.

Where is my wife, and can you help me get her back? My wife finally wound up with the research grant that she'd been lobbying for. She's a Ph. D candidate at our local university, and primarily concentrates on European geology. Obviously, as an American, her only exposure to European rocks and so forth has been through literature. But now she is over in Europe. Malta, in particular. And accompanying her is a colleague who is driving me into questioning why she hasn't returned. The original research plans dictated that she study over in Malta for a month and then come back. She's been over there two months. And I haven't heard a peep out of her. But, honestly, our marriage is shaky right now, and has been for years, so I'm not shocked by her not phoning me. I still love her--don't misunderstand me--but the passion has waned. I'm in a wheel chair from alcoholism and obesity, yet she is youthful and healthy. I am on disability, whereas she's active in a professional, healthy environment on campus. I attend pro-communism rallies during the day, while she engages her undergraduate students and conducts research. So, there is a great disconnect in our relationship. Our marriage started dissolving back when the abuse started. I would come home from McDonald's, which is where I worked before my legs were amputated from diabetes complications, and just slap her around (usually more than she deserved), and she'd scream and fight back. It became perpetual while I was healthy, but I can't do it anymore now that I'm handicapped. So that's really where our marriage stands right now. But what makes me suspicious is that the colleague of hers who went with her is this 6' 4'' retired Navy SEAL. He served in the Iraqi War in 2003 and won a purple heart (flesh wound) and a Silver Star for battlefield bravery. This was all in the early stages of the war, and he was honorably discharged with all those medals after one tour (the sissy only served one tour). He enrolled in our local college and is now in the Ph. D. program with my wife. And what I read in the local newspaper a month is making me suspicious. This was the headline: LOCAL WAR HERO INHERITS FORTUNE FROM DECEASED UNCLE. He inherited fifteen million dollars from an uncle who wanted to express his gratitude for his nephew's battlefield heroics. My wife and I don't have any children. She has an inverted uterus. So it's not like she has anything beyond me to come home to. She's forty years old, and the SEAL (her colleague) is only twenty-eight. So I doubt there's any chance of them being romantically involved. I will admit that he looks like a Greek God (I rode the city bus to campus one day and met him one time), but he is just too young and immature to be with my wife. She belongs with a mature, productive man like myself, in my opinion. Not some silly, inexperienced kid. But the SEAL put his house up for sale the other day. No one in the community knows why; nor has anyone, including myself and the college, been able to contact my wife and her colleague. So where do you think my wife is? And how can I get her back ASAP? I love that woman with all my heart.

What laptop fits these requirements? Display: 15" or larger diagonal viewable image size Hard disk free space: 160 GB (minimum) Memory (RAM): 2.0 GB or higher Processor: 1.5 GHz or higher Graphics Device: 512+ MB, DirectX 9 I just copied and pasted from a windows 7 tour and it said I need those for what I'm gonna primarily be doing. I can't afford too expensive, I'm not a big computer expert, is the "HP 15.6" Pavilion G60-519WM Entertainment Laptop PC with Intel Celeron Processor 900 Windows 7 Home Premium" laptop good, because it's only around $268 on sale soon at Walmart? HP 15.6" Pavilion G60-519WM Entertainment Laptop PC: * 15.6" diagonal BrightView widescreen display Presents 1366 x 768 resolution (WXGA) * Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 4500M (shared) with up to 1309MB of total available graphics memory * Intel Celeron Processor 900 Provides 2.2GHz speed, an 800MB frontside bus, and 1MB L2 cache * 3GB of DDR2 system memory Furnishes enough memory for today's demanding applications and can be expanded to 4GB * 250GB SATA hard drive, 7200 rpm Stores up to 71,000 photos, or up to 62,000 songs, or up to 30 hours of HD video, and more ^ Copied and pasted of that model.. I don't understand any of what it means so I can't tell if it fits those requirements..

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elvis alive? The only time I feel alive... is when I'm in front of my audience, my people. That's the only time I really feel like I'm human." "Long after I'm gone, what I did today will be heard by someone. I just want them to get the best of what I had." (Elvis Presley) Is Elvis Alive ? There are many reasons to believe that Elvis Presley is dead. When the only arguments to believe otherwise come from crazed fans and supermarket tabloids, it is easy to dismiss the possibility that Elvis is still among us. However, the circumstances surrounding Elvis' alleged death are quite mysterious and beg closer attention. As it turns out, there are many concrete reasons to believe that Elvis is still alive. The Gravesite. Elvis' name is misspelled on his headstone. Elvis' full name is Elvis Aron Presley, but on his grave his middle name is spelled incorrectly with two a's. His father would not have let this happen. When Elvis was born, his name was misspelled on his birth certificate, and his father went to great lengths to get it put right. The unique spelling of Elvis' name was important to his family. Elvis' current "resting place" is in between his father and his grandmother and not next to his mother where he had adamantly requested. It is doubtful that the people close to him would allow these things to happen. Elvis is a superstitious man, enough so that he wouldn't tempt fate by putting his real name on a tombstone, or violate the ground next to his mother until he was ready to be placed there for good. Death Certificate. Elvis was very vain, and he was embarrassed about his recent weight gain, an astonishing 50 pounds in the month before his so-called death. Even though he weighed about 250 pounds at the time of his "death," his death certificate lists him at a spry 170 pounds. The original death certificate disappeared, and the current death certificate is dated two months after his alleged death. The Wax Body Theory. This argument is very convincing when the facts are considered. Elvis' coffin required several pall bearers because it weighed 900 pounds. Attendants of the funeral reported that the air around the coffin was rather cool. It is suspected that the coffin contained an air conditioning unit to keep a wax body cool, a wax body that was a replica of Elvis designed to fool funeral-goers. And how did the Presley family get a 900 pound, custom made coffin ready for a funeral that was held on the day after his death? It takes a lot of time to build such an elaborate coffin. And why was the funeral so quickly? Some say that the immediacy was intended to make it as difficult as possible for the people who were Elvis' biggest fans to attend the proceedings. It could be a concern that they might recognize the flaws in the wax replica. Elvis was an 8th degree black belt whose hands were rough with calluses, yet the body in the coffin had hands that were soft and pudgy. The body in the coffin had a pug nose and arched eyebrows {unlike Elvis} and most importantly, one of the sideburns on the "corpse" was loose and falling off. A hairdresser later reported gluing the sideburn back on the body. Unusual Behavior. Two hours after Elvis' death was announced publicly, a man who reportedly looked remarkably like Elvis purchased a ticket for Buenos Aeries, paid in cash, and used the name John Burrows: the same name Elvis had used as an alias several times before. Elvis had a few books that were considered to be his most prized possessions. He had a bible, several pharmaceutical books, books on death, and most importantly Chiro's Book of Numbers and The Autobiography of Yogi which I will explain more about later. After Elvis's death was announced, these books disappeared and were never recovered. In the weeks preceding his alleged death, Elvis' actions were not those of a man who was about to embark on an extensive US tour. He ordered no new suits despite having gained 50 pounds since his last tour, and he bid "adios" at his last show in Hawaii. He had never done this before. Adios, like the French adieu, has the significance of being a final good-bye as opposed to an "I'll be seeing you on my next tour" kind of good-bye. Others were intrigued by Elvis' decision to sign a lucrative TV deal with NBC that would cover the tour. It was unprecedented for a network to pay such a large amount up front, in cash, for such a deal. Many wonder why Elvis even agreed to the deal since his vanity discouraged him from making public appearances due to his weight gain. RCA showed uncanny and unbelievable foresight by mass producing millions of Elvis' current and previous recordings and merchandise. This is standard practice for an act that is about to go on tour, but the numbers in this case were beyond reasonable expectations. The announcement of Elvis' death caused record sales to skyrocket. Elvis did other unusual things that created suspicion. First, he fired several employees that he had relied upon for a long time. Also, two days before his alleged death, Elvis telephoned a friend of his named Miss Foster. He told her that he wasn't planning on going on the upcoming tour. She asked him if he had canceled it, and he said that he had not. When she asked if he was ill, he said that he was fine, and that she should not ask any more questions or tell anyone anything, and that she should not believe anything she read. He told her that his troubles would all soon be over, and that he would call her in a few weeks. The author of Elvis Where Are You? writes that Miss Foster took a polygraph test regarding this story, and that she was not lying. The day after Elvis' alleged death, a woman named Lucy De Barbon, a former lover of Elvis, received a single rose in the mail. The card indicated that the flower was from "El Lancelot." This had been her pet name for Elvis, and it was a name that no one else knew. Flowers can't be sent from beyond the grave. This was Elvis' way of letting her know that he was not dead, even though he didn't want to be found. Chiro's Book of Numbers. Elvis had a fascination with numerology, an interest he fed by reading Chiro's Book of Numbers. The theory that Elvis orchestrated his death is further supported when considering the significance of the date of his alleged death. The date in question is August 16, 1977. By adding the numbers in the date, 8, 16, and 1977, you get 2001. This is the title of Elvis' favorite movie in which the hero plans his immortality in the bathroom. Elvis spent a considerable amount of time doing the same: planning his afterlife on the toilet.. Elvis spent so much time in the bathroom that he had his toilet converted into a reclining comfy chair. Coincidentally, the bathroom is also where Elvis' body was reportedly found. Given Elvis' religious beliefs, he had a fascination with things that come in threes, for example, father, son, and holy ghost. The sum of the digits from his favorite film (2+0+0+1) is three. Let's consider the triad of the repetition of the number 24. 2001 (favorite film) less 1977 (year of death) is 24. The two numbers from the day of death (8/16) when added up equal 24. The sum of the digits in the year of death (1+9+7+7) also equals 24. That is 3 occurrences of the number 24 which is divisible by 3, and when divided by three the result, 8 has a perfect cubed root (2x2x2=8). Elvis loved numerology, and when you consider the numeric significance of the date of his alleged death, it is clear that if indeed he did plan to fake his death, he could not have chosen a better date. Reason Elvis had many reasons to fake his death.It has been said that Elvis' life was in danger. He had recently lost $10,000,000 in an airplane/real estate deal with a California based organization called the "Fraternity" that had links to the Mafia. It is speculated that he corroborated with the government to expose the organized crime ring in exchange for protection, perhaps in the form of a new life and identity compliments of the Witness Protection Program. Elvis was a prisoner of his own fame. He had many other reasons to leave his life behind. Because of his incredible popularity he recieved several death threats, and he was concerned about the safety of his ex-wife and daughter. Sometimes when he wanted to leave Graceland he would send look-alikes out to distract would be followers. Elvis was also known to ride in the trunk of someone else's car to avoid being seen. Once, when he fell ill in Las Vegas, he couldn't get proper medical attention because the hospital was overwhelmed by fans. At the time of his alleged death, Elvis thought he was nearing the end of his career. He saw his self as 42 with greying hair, overweight, and he thought his voice was starting to weaken,. He was going down hill, and he was too proud to go out with a whimper. He would never want his fans to see him in such an unhealthy condition. Elvis had shown a fascination with death on several occasions. In the days leading up to his alleged death he was reported to have visited funeral homes at odd hours of the night with close friends. Was he doing research? Elvis once faked his death by setting up an elaborate shooting in which a would be killer fired blanks at Elvis who had a blood pack which he discharged. It was Elvis' intention to see how the people closest to him would react to his death. Perhaps what he learned convinced him to do it for real. Finally, one of Elvis' favorite books is the spiritual Autobiography of Yogi. One of the central themes of this book is the relinquishing of one's wealth and earthly possessions to achieve spiritual oneness. Elvis could do this, as well as address his other concerns of sanity and safety by faking his death and living in exile. Means. Elvis had the means to fake his own death. He is accused of destroying himself with drugs. In reality, Elvis was a pharmaceutical expert. He took a lot of drugs, but he knew what he was doing and was extremely careful. He knew what drugs he could self-administer to create a deathlike state. Also Elvis' experience with the martial arts was such that he could slow his heart rate and breathing in order to feign death. Elvis' manager, Colonel Tom Parker, had once created a new identity for himself. He came to America as an illegal immigrant from Holland, but through various connections managed to create a new identity complete with a passport, birth certificate, drivers license, and social security number. He would have known how to give Elvis a second life. Aswell as Elvis' ties to the government through his testimony against the "Fraternity", Elvis was known to interact with the President of the United States. He was reported in government documents to use the name John Burrows as an alias when he wanted to travel. Some people believe that Elvis worked for the government as a drug agent. He did, after all have extensive contact with many people in the music business who, as we know, tend to dabble in illegal substances. And, of course, we must allow that Elvis' connections to the government gave him access to the Witness Protection Program. If they can turn the Simpsons into the Thompsons, they can relocate anybody. Orion? Many believe that Elvis couldn't have given up performing completely. Just imagine, after a while the desire to perform would grow once he started his life in exile. The story of Orion supports the theory that Elvis attempted a secret comeback. Shortly after Elvis' alleged death, a masked singer by the name of Orion emerged on the scene. He was big like Elvis, and he sang just like Elvis. Because of the mask no one could tell his true identity. One fan described seeing Orion from near the stage. She claims that Orion left the stage between songs, and when he appeared moments later the sweat was gone from his armpits and back and she thought that his costume looked slightly different. After the song he left the stage, and the original Orion returned. Another fan described how she rushed into a tour bus at an Orion show only to see two Orions in the back of the bus. She claimed that one ducked into the bathroom before she could get a good look at him, but he appeared to look like Elvis Presley. What's even more remarkable is the fictional story called Orion that was written by Gail Brewer-Georgio about a legendary performer who had several identities and wanted to fake his death. The story was written and submitted to the William Morris Agency for publication consideration after Elvis' alleged death and before the real Orion ever performed. As it turns out, there are many ways in which the real Orion mimicked the events as described in the book. For example, the performers' managers had the same name. Also, without knowing it, Brewer-Georgio wrote of events in Orion that had actually taken place in Elvis' life. It was a case of life imitating art. Picking up the Pieces. In 1981, 20/20 did an investigation into the circumstances surrounding the alleged death of Elvis Presley. The investigative report was very convincing. Oddly enough, within two weeks of the report, the singer, Orion, disappeared and was never heard from again. The book, Orion disappeared from shelves across the country. It had been recalled by the publisher which was associated with the William Morris Agency. Incidentally, the William Morris Agency is the same agency that represented Elvis. It seems that Elvis Presley is worth more dead than alive. By faking his death and relocating with a new identity he is safe from his fans and the "Fraternity", the government can make a solid case against the organized crime ring, and RCA, Elvis' family, and Elvis' management can all reap immense financial benefits from the attention. That is... except for one benefit....after nearly 25 years no one has collected on his life insurance policy. Why ????? During his last concert tour in 1977, Elvis spoke of "not looking good tonight", but, he would look good in his coffin. He made comments of being tired of living as he was and how it was going to change. He told of how he would like to be just himself instead of an "image". On August 16th 1977, at 8:00 A.M., Elvis told Ginger Alden that he was going into the bathroom to read. (This bathroom/lounge had it's own back entrance.) For the next six hours no one saw him. Elvis signed for a special delivery letter at 9:30 A.M. At 2:00 P.M. Ginger Alden found the apparent body of Elvis lying on the floor in front of his chair, where he had been reading. She called Al Strada who in turn called Joe Esposito. George Nichopoulous (aka Dr. Nick) was then telephoned. Joe called the fire department, unit 6. The ambulance arrived at Graceland at 2:33 P.M. Paramedics administered CPR, despite rigor mortis. The body was taken to Baptist Memorial Hospital at 2:48 P.M. By 3:00 P.M. Elvis' family members and friends were informed of his "death". Public announcement was given at 3:30 P.M. August 17th, the body was brought back to Graceland for family viewing. The public viewing was from 3:00 P.M. to 6:30 P.M. On August 18th,1977. Tennesse Governor Ray Blanton ordered flags to be flown at half-mast for the duration of the funeral procession. At midday the Graceland gates swung open, a white Cadillac hurse rolled through them, followed by sixteen white Cadillac limousines. QUESTIONS BEGIN How could it take twenty minutes for paramedics to drive sixteen blocks to Graceland if the call came in at 2:33 P.M.? The Medical Examiner's Report states that the body was found with rigor mortis, while the police report states "unconcious". Why would anyone try to give CPR to a rigor mortised body ? The ME report listed the body as weighing 80 pounds lighter then Elvis' actual weight. How could Elvis have passed a physical exam just prior to August 16th if his heart was so enlarged ? How could he have played raquetball for several hours on August 16th, just before his "death" ? ABC's 1979 program on the cover up of Elvis' death stated that all the stomach contents were destroyed. Bill Burkin in his book Elvis World states that officials at Babtist Memorial Hospital had assured him that the stomach contents had been shipped to a California lab to be examined and then on to a lab in Utah, and then ? There are rumors of Elvis' "death" being caused by a heart attack, drug overdose, suffocation in carpeting, suicide and even cancer ! Persons in attendance at Graceland at the time of "death" don't agree on the color of pajamas Elvis was wearing or the posistion of the body. Why did Vernon ask many people NOT to attend the funeral but to come a week later ? Why did Vernon refuse to accept the flag which is usually given to dead war veterans ? Why didn't Elvis have any new jumpsuits made during 1977 ? The handwriting on the death certificate matched Elvis' own writing ! Elvis was very aware of which presribed drugs did not mix well with others. Elvis had glaucoma, and Dexedrine, a drug not to be taken with that condition, was listed as being in his system. Who would prescribe it and why would he take it ? Whose body was autopsied ? Funeral homes don't usually keep solid copper coffins in stock. These coffins weigh in the area of 300 pounds and usually take two months to receive once ordered. This coffin seemed to have been ready. Monte Nicholson, a nineteen year veteran of the Los Angeles Sheriffs Department, wrote a novel called The Presley Arrangement. This novel tells the story of a body that is autopsied, a man resembling Elvis. The man had died of cancer. The body is later returned for private burial, to the man's own family. The man's family are paid to remain silent about the incident. Nicholson explains a government connection. In a 1989 radio interview Nicholson said that even if he knew there was an FBI connection and was told not to say anything, he COULD NOT say. Nicholson also claimed that if he knew the answer to the question, and says he does, he will not disclose his knowledge. He said that if Elvis is alive that his book is pretty close to the truth of what REALLY happened. Was Elvis a DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) agent ? Elvis can be seen wearing a DEA Staff jacket in several photographs, including one taken in June of 1977, approximately six weeks before his "death". Also Elvis was wearing a jogging suit with the DEA logo on it during the early morning hours of August 16th 1977. When Elvis met with President Richard Nixon he said he had been "studying" the drug culture for over 10 years, he could get into any culture group and be accepted. Elvis said he had gotten alot from the country and he wanted to repay in some way. It would have been a dangerous job and one that an entertainer such as Elvis would not have HAD to do unless he chose to. Many DEA agents pose as "drug users" and "pushers" in their undercover work. Elvis could get to anyone if he appeared to be a "user". In the book Elvis: What Happened? one of the guys wondered if Elvis was ever as whacked out as he seemed to be. Maybe he is a "great" actor after all. Perhaps he deserves an "Oscar". Death threats were issued against Elvis and his family. Those who had leveled those threats had actually broken into Graceland. At times, the FBI were called. Deputy Narcotics Director John Finlator arranged for Elvis to come to his office under the name of John Burrows. Finlator didn't want to give Elvis a badge but the President reversed the decision. On December 21st of 1970, Elvis met with President Richard Nixon in the oval office, Washington, D.C. Elvis had written a letter requesting a meeting and expressed his concerns about the drug culture, hippie elements, the SDS and other groups who were against the establishment. When Finlator finally gave Elvis the badge and promised to issue him consultant credentials, Elvis was overcome with emotion and his eyes became misty. Ten days later he met with the FBI. On the same day, President Nixon wrote Elvis a thank you. Elvis wrote to the President and said, "I can and will do more good, if I were made a Federal Agent at large, and I will help out by doing it my way." Elvis was known to be in his bedroom for weeks, seeing no one. (There was a back staircase at Graceland.) Elvis could sneak out whenever he needed to. Department of the Treasury-Bob Pritchett says that during the years of '74, '75, and '76 "Mr. Presley provided one of our undercover agents, who was a musician, a job cover. Undercover agents appear to have other occupations. None of Elvis' group of friends knew of this agent and the role he played in setting up his cover. Since he had an undercover agent in his group from '74-'76, when did he find time to use drugs himself? Elvis was very good at keeping secrets and living a "double life". Elvis spoke with President Carter two weeks before his death. It involved aid to a friend. On August 16, 1977, President Carter issued this tribute: "Elvis Presley's death deprives our country of a part of itself. He was unique and irreplaceable. More than twenty years ago he burst upon the scene with an impact that was unprecedented and will probably never be equaled. His music and his personality, fusing the styles of white country and black rhythm and blues, permanently changed the face of American popular culture. His following was immense and he was a symbol of good humor of his country." This was a formal statement, when a celebrity's death is usually only commented on. He had spoken to Nixon and Carter both shortly before the day he died. In the September 1988 issue of American Karate magazine, Ed Parker tells of a time when a terrorist group threatened Elvis' life to make him an example of how they could get to famous people. They threatened to plant a bomb in one of the gifts offered to Elvis at a concert. This was a threat as long as he was "alive", and his family were targets also. Elvis always had law enforcement officials around him. John O'Grady, who was earlier in charge of NARC Divisions of the LAPD, was one of them. He also hired Dick Grob, a former sargeant with the Palm Springs Police. He was surrounded by at least two lawmen in top security positions. Elvis was in danger. The "hoax" may have been the only way out! History will prove Elvis to be an American hero beyond being an American entertainer. SIGHTINGS With all the Elvis lookalikes, he could actually walk around using disguises and get away with it. Who would be looking for him anyway, when he is supposedly dead? Before 1977, there was an "Elvis lookalike, sound alike" at a Memphis theatre. Elvis put on his best "Elvis outfit", strolled in and mingled with the clones, doing his best "Hey, baby". Afterwards, he came back to Graceland laughing. He tried out and lost! Elvis and his mother's bodies were moved to the Meditation Gardens for burial, after three men tried to break into the crypt. Graceland was rezoned to permit burials at the estate. In the 1989 Orion's "Farewell to the King", the King says "I died once. I had to be willing to give up everything, even the will to live." The last recording session at Graceland was The Last Farewell. There have been many sightings at various places including Graceland. There are some escape routes at Graceland that people don't know about. In a syndicated newspaper across the nation on June 5, 1990, an article headlined "Elvis Lives, At Least On Census Form." The Census Bureau reported in 1990 that Elvis returned a questionaire to the bureau office in Huntsville, Alabama. It was noticed by census workers who were screening forms for completednesss. Late Night with Ross Shafer (August 1988) had a survey that showed that out of 30,000 people polled, approximately 84% believe Elvis is alive. On Monday, August 22, 1988, Harold Schuitmaker, in an item of the Detroit News, said "Elvis is Alive and Living in Kalamazoo." Schuitmaker was a well known Michigan politician and resident of Paw Paw (15 miles from Kalamazoo). The masked singer Orion was at the McMinnville Civic Center and a fan said that she felt that the man onstage and the one who signed autographs were different people. People have reported that someone sounding like Elvis called them on the phone and some hung up because they couldn't believe it. A book titled Elvis: Where Are You? came out of Wilton Manors, Florida around August, 1982 under the name of Al Jefferies. The premise of the book was that Elvis hoaxed his death. Kelly Burgess, a former assistant editor and feature writer with the Detroit News, claimed to have seen Elvis in Kalamazoo, Michigan. She is not living now. In 1988, Heartbreak Hotel starred David Keith as Elvis. (The film had the support of EP Enterprises.) A soundtrack album thanked Jerry Schilling and a special thanks to J.B. In 1987's Robo Cop, a cop is killed, but didn't die. He returns as Robo Cop-a superman hero. It was filmed in Michigan. During that time radio stations got calls from a man sounding like Elvis Presley. There have been lots of sightings there and it was also on his final concert tour. Is this possibly a "message" film? March 18, 1990, an article on Robo Cop, in the Detroit News told of Robo Cop speaking to a Boys and Girls club against drugs. It was a three month long anti-drug campaign organized by the FBI, Orion Home Video of New York, and the Boys Club of America. This Robo Cop was not the same actor as in the movie-his true identity was not revealed. he was a special agent helping the FBI fight the war on drugs. His suit was bullet-proof. During filming, some people saw a man looking like an older Elvis. In Mac and Me, a film from 1988, a young alien is lost and at the end the family drives away in an old pink Cadillac convertible. A balloon caption says "We'll be back". The sound track is on Curb Records, which is the same label as "Spelling on the Stone". There were some song lyrics which were: "Tired of being myself, being different from everyone else, somehow you knew I needed your help, be my friend forever. I never found my star in the night; living my dream was far from sight." There was a scene in the movie where Eric asks Debbie "Why didn't you tell him that you saw him (the alien)?" She says, "Because no one would believe me." Elvis has become a mythic figure, and there have been frequent rumors that he is still alive. Elvis remains the single most influential and respected figure in the history of Rock music. Elvis was the first Rock/Pop singer to have a single record sell a million copies, the first to go platinum with an album in less than two weeks, the first singer to pre-sell a million records before it's release, the first entertainer to earn a million dollars for one concert performance, and the first young, white, southern male to bring international attention to the importance of black rhythm and blues. He was the first singer to get a million dollar screen contract. He was the first music personality to have a TV performance broadcast worldwide via satellite. In 1993, he became the first rock'n'roll star whose picture appeared on a commemorative U.S. Postal stamp (the largest stamp printing in history). Elvis is a landmark in almost everyone's life, going back to distant memories of watching him above the waist on Ed Sullivan or hearing "Hound Dog" for the first time. His image continues to mesmerize: witness the appearance of 200 Elvis impersonators at Liberty Weekend in 1986. There was a time when he was merely the most popular entertainer in history. He is more than that now. He is a symbol of America as recognizable as the flag. Elvis opened the 'window of his soul' to his fans all over the world. Thank you, Elvis! Remember you are always on our minds. "TCB FOREVER! Any Comments on this ? E-mail Me i found this on the internet weird

Atlanta Foreclosure Tours? Does anyone know or have been on one of the foreclosure bus tours here in Atlanta? What do they show? How much do they cost? I'm interested in investing in some foreclosures or short sales here in the atlanta area and figured this would be a good place to begin my search.

answer as much as you can [i dare you]? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Can you daydream at night? Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Can crop circles be square? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Can animals commit suicide? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married? Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables? If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? How fast do hotcakes sell? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space? Can a black person join the kkk? When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it? If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? Who was Sadie Hawkins? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground? If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk? What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? Do you yawn in your sleep? Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts? If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? If you died with braces on would they take them off? If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole? How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings. Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? Why can't donuts be square? Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object? If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps? Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how? Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English? What do Greeks say when they don't understand something? What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? How come cats butts go up when you pet them? What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time? How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone? Why are dogs noses always wet? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass? Do bald people get Dandruff? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Can you cry under water? Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? If you blew a bubble in space would it pop? Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full? How come all of the planets are spherical? How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off? when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords? Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with? Why do they put holes in crackers? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? What do people in China call their good plates? How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs? Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn? What are the handles for corn on the cob called? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? Do your eyes change color when you die? Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price? What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus? If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker? If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? What happens when you put a lightsaber in water? On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? What do you call male ballerinas? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us? Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee? Can bald men get lice? When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar? If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Does the postman deliver his own mail? Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue? What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand? Why are women and men's shoe sizes different? Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space? Where do people in Hell tell other people to go? Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant? How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet? Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? Was Jesus a virgin when he died? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?' If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more? If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Some Funny && Crazy Thoughts? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Can you daydream at night? Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Can crop circles be square? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Can animals commit suicide? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married? Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables? If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? How fast do hotcakes sell? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space? Can a black person join the kkk? When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it? If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? Who was Sadie Hawkins? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground? If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk? What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? Do you yawn in your sleep? Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts? If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? If you died with braces on would they take them off? If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole? How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings. Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? Why can't donuts be square? Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object? If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps? Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how? Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English? What do Greeks say when they don't understand something? What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? How come cats butts go up when you pet them? What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time? How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone? Why are dogs noses always wet? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ***? Do bald people get Dandruff? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Can you cry under water? Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? If you blew a bubble in space would it pop? Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full? How come all of the planets are spherical? How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off? when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords? Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with? Why do they put holes in crackers? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? What do people in China call their good plates? How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs? Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn? What are the handles for corn on the cob called? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? Do your eyes change color when you die? Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price? What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus? If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker? If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? What happens when you put a lightsaber in water? On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? What do you call male ballerinas? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us? Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee? Can bald men get lice? When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar? If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Does the postman deliver his own mail? Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue? What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand? Why are women and men's shoe sizes different? Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space? Where do people in Hell tell other people to go? Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant? How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet? Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? Was Jesus a virgin when he died? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?' If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more? If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Some Questions ;P ? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Can you daydream at night? Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Can crop circles be square? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Can animals commit suicide? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married? Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables? If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? How fast do hotcakes sell? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space? Can a black person join the kkk? When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it? If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? Who was Sadie Hawkins? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground? If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk? What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? Do you yawn in your sleep? Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts? If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? If you died with braces on would they take them off? If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole? How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings. Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? Why can't donuts be square? Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object? If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps? Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how? Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English? What do Greeks say when they don't understand something? What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? How come cats butts go up when you pet them? What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time? How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone? Why are dogs noses always wet? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass? Do bald people get Dandruff? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Can you cry under water? Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? 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If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker? If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? What happens when you put a lightsaber in water? On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? 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If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more? If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Algebra II homework help? I just need help on a few questions. thanks 9. You are hosting a party for 300 people. Plates come in packs of 24 and cost 2.69 for each pack. which is the best estimate of the cost of the plates for the party? A. 300 x 3 B. 24 x 2.69 C. 12 x 3 D. 300 / 2.69 10. You bought some perchandise for 3.50 and you want to sell it and make a 25% profit. What should you sell it for? 7. Which yeilds the highest profit? A. 120,000 sales 75,000 expenses B. 125,000 sales 35% profit C. 150,000 sales 25% profit D. 46,000 profit Which uses approximate numbers? A. The time it would take to tour the capital. B. Your grade in Math C. The balance of your checking account D. the number of students absent today. Which uses exact numbers? A. The number of nails needed to build a house. B. Time to drive to Atlanta C. Gas needed for the school busses D. Your tax refund. What type of graph would be best to graph the relationship between different cities and their population?